I don’t normally share this sort of stuff but it was so hysterically funny, well it’d be selfish of me not to. NSFW unless you’ve got headphones…probably not even then if you laugh as much as I did.
http://www.makols.com/jj/puppyuk.mp3
Eve is an online MMO, much more than that I don’t know.
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“you wont get in the way of the controls will you?”,,,,hahaha thats funny